Jimmy Nail apparitions
A woman is walking up and down the aisles of Safeway,
plagued by apparitions of Jimmy Nail
which appear and disappear with no warning.
She erratically stuffs things from the shelves around her into her basket,
trying to pretend that everything's fine.
She grabs orange juice and a number of cereal boxes, then wanders off to the store's bathroom.
She's staring into the mirror and sees him behind her in the reflection.
She turns around quickly, knowing he'll be gone
except he isn't
so she screams.
Lemons
I'm squeezing lemon wedges into a glass of water.